Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!!!!

Sarah Palin, let the truth be known. Ok, she pretty, smart, successful, but I want to really know her. I'm like the Dem's (or is that dim's) I want to know what her dirty little secret is. Let's walk through this.

  1. She is a mother of 5, one special needs. Could this be it. How can she keep up with work with all those young'ins running around. Well...lots of people have kids, some are special needs and they do it alone as single parents with out a staff. Besides 1 of hers is in the Army and another is getting married so that only leaves 3 and 1 of those is a teenager. Guess that's not it.
  2. Marriage problems! That's it! They had marital issues and it was bad, or at least that's what I've heard. They are still together and do look happy. You don't think...no it couldn't be...could they have possibly had a issues and instead of throeing away a 20 year relationship, they worked through it and with God's saving grace saved the marriage? That's ridiculous. I don't think this is it, to many people have marital issue. No story. Anyway it must not have been a issue as of late. They have a 4 month old son.
  3. Daughter is pregers! This is wild, she fought to have sex ed taken out of schools. She says parents should handle that. WHAT! Parents talk to their kids! About sex! She has to be nuts. We should leave that to someone who cares about our kids like that guy who teaches gym. They can show them all of the physical stuff and they can get the emotional and moral stuff from their friends or the Internet. Besides, how many people do you know have kids who they love and teach them all the right things but the kid still makes mistakes? Oh, that many? Well this probably isn't it any way, she has 5 kids and only 1 is pregers. that's 80%. She beats the schools.
  4. Pro life. So is God. Nothing there.
  5. She loves her parents, God and America. No.Not that.
  6. Has a track record for busting heads when it comes to the good old boy's. Nope.
  7. The war! Hmmm...she has a son in the Army. Guess she would want it to end the right way and as soon as possible so her son would not have to go back. To much like every other mom in the USA.
  8. Education. Again...has 5 kids.
  9. Health care. Again...one of the kids is special needs, and one is a pregnant teen.
  10. Not strong enough. She busted the old guard of her own party in Alaska. That's tough.

Ok...I know what Sarah Palin's dirty little secret is. Have you figured it out? She is just like us. She doesn't feel what we are going through. She doesn't read about it or have a team looking in to it. She is and has been living it just like us. She has the same bumps and scares that we all have. They come from living life in the real world, not a political bubble. She can kill the moose and fry it up in the pan, and never ever let us forget we are American. Got my vote.

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1 comment:

Jenny Roof said...

I gotta agree with you! By the way....you are such a comedian. I could just sit and listen to you talk because everything you say is funny. Maybe you should change careers, become a Christian standup comedian????? :)